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(339): View more from Massachusetts

so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...

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(563): View more from Iowa

you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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(818): View more from California

he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....

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(510): View more from California

I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water

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(860): View more from Connecticut

It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?

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(469): View more from Texas

TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.

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