some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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