This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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