Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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