I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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