I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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