Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Randomize
