ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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