So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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