Acid is not a monday night drug
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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