Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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