turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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