Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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