Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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