He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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