That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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