there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Jerry, you need to find god
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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