it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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