There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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