Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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