whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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