did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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