I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
