Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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