His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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