and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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