I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
