this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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