I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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