Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
