At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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