she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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