And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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