you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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