Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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