carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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