Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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