Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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