Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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