It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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