More tranny stories later!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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