i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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