Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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