I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
