Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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