I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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