Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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