she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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