I am spending my child support on dildos
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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