Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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