if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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