The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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