what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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