hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
