Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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