Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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