Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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