We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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